My co workers loved the Chuck Norris jokes but they circulated the jokes only to a few people at work. The only reason I know they have these jokes is because they would use one of the jokes as their messenger status message or personal status message.
Finally, I got hold of the jokes.
Google no longer runs searches on Chuck Norris
You dont find chuck norris,
Chuck Norris finds you!Chuck Norris writes half of the jokes on this site, he likes his fans to be informed
Chuck Norris didn't wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Chuck Norris doesn't step away from the vehicle. The vehicle steps away from Chuck NorrisChuck Norris' facial hair is known to cut diamonds.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
I found these jokes on http://www.tensionnot.com/ under Chuck Norris Jokes.
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